| There are some people that are accusing me of being weird.. Looky:
Convo with Teresa:
LICHYBOY: but i would love to be a pharmacy tech
LICHYBOY: just to see how that feels u know
BabeyT729: um ok
LICHYBOY: hmm maybe i drop by to get application
BabeyT729: are you that bored or something?
BabeyT729: how many freaken jobs do u want?
LICHYBOY: 
BabeyT729: ok......
BabeyT729: you're weird
Convo with my sister:
LICHYBOY: just as a learnin experience
themissypooh: they dnt do well there
themissypooh: y?
LICHYBOY: help ppl
LICHYBOY: not bout the money.. i want to learn medicine
themissypooh: okay ... u weird
Hmm..... dang I think I'm weird.
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| Help Lich out trying to figure out what Bao's Occupation is. Here are the chat conversation:
baowowyippiy0: no wen it is busy.. u dont even know how busy it is
LICHYBOY: we do things over email
LICHYBOY: dude male escort... just entertain the chic
baowowyippiy0: sure
LICHYBOY: i know... u get them fat ones.. that wants to be on top
LICHYBOY: but dude.. its not long to get them to come and be over with
LICHYBOY: lol
baowowyippiy0: i guess
LICHYBOY: haha
LICHYBOY: u comin bak for my bday?
baowowyippiy0: wen is that?
LICHYBOY: aug 7th
LICHYBOY: maybe party at my place
LICHYBOY: lol
baowowyippiy0: umm i might be back then
baowowyippiy0: but im not guarantee
baowowyippiy0: cause u knwo this job is on call
baowowyippiy0: ahahah
baowowyippiy0: cant be sure
LICHYBOY: oh haha
baowowyippiy0: but if i can get back it is nice
LICHYBOY: haha true
LICHYBOY: thot u said its only couple months
LICHYBOY: dang its longer than that
baowowyippiy0: but it suppose to be done around that time
baowowyippiy0: but still just an estimate
baowowyippiy0: thats the most primetime of the project
LICHYBOY: damn.. male escort has projects too...
LICHYBOY: i thot it was a night to night thingy
baowowyippiy0: nah it long term
baowowyippiy0: some woman want long term ya know
Hmm... Any clue??
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| Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had
operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0
also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I
do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could also potentially
cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program: Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in
the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses
into the Operating System. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with
such applications as Victoria Secret 3.36D and that old stand-by...Lingerie
6.9 (which have both been credited with improved performance of his
hardware).
Good Luck,
Tech Support |
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| I feel trapped in a glass box... I need to escape!!!!
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| I feel gay lately........some homosexuality going on in my life right now, seriously.
Edit: Okay so my cousin had access to my laptop and posted that gay comment and I get 3 comments? hmm... xanga must be hella boring now!! lets see whats going on. I'm moving to boulder on June 1st. Kinda sick of driving by myself since Hong has the late shift. Going to Wichita, KS for a wedding this coming memorial day weekend, not really excited bout it but nice to get out of the state for a day or two. What else?? hmm thats it i guess, XANGA is getting boring huh?
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